Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators’ sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers’ roster off the face of the earth.

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25 Comments

  1. nhexum2
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    @extremesniper100

    @extremesniper100

    you cant be serious

  2. AsG1989
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    1:16 thank god
    1:16 thank god

  3. extremesniper100
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Wow, I thought this …
    Wow, I thought this was real the first time I watched this and i’m like WHAT!?!?!?!?

  4. Sneball92
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    HAHAHA
    genius!

    HAHAHA
    genius!

  5. robert2bfootball
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Thank god they all …
    Thank god they all died lol!!

  6. guitardummy36
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    FAKE. but funny
    FAKE. but funny

  7. Demonlord975
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    is tht real????
    is tht real????

  8. Issaquan5
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    finally those …
    finally those clipping bastards died

  9. SonicSoulCipher
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    How do you get rid …
    How do you get rid of subtitles?

  10. badtown88
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    If only this had …
    If only this had happened during the last Nets game I went to.

  11. antiWMGchannel
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Thank god they all …
    Thank god they all died XD

  12. thegroover726
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    But at least you …
    But at least you guys had a shot with Jason Williams a few years back though. The Clippers however, have had nothing since…ever.

  13. thegroover726
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Blake Griffen …
    Blake Griffen hanged himself before the game!!! Oh man…that is WRONG!!

  14. Y2p731
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    At least you got …
    At least you got the glory years in the early 2000s.

  15. mitrooper
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    It’s also thousands …
    It’s also thousands of times better than Fox News, The Onion is a very good news channel and paper.

  16. mitrooper
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Is this fake??? …
    Is this fake??? Well, it’s as real as Fox News, does that answer your question.

  17. DrThunder88
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    “NBA teams to wear …
    “NBA teams to wear black patch on uniforms to remember suffering caused by Clippers.”

    Horribly hilarious.

  18. mugwump04
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Forget about crappy …
    Forget about crappy basketball teams. How about them Lions?

  19. NBAclippers
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    they god they all …
    they god they all died!!

    LOL!!!!

  20. SactownDweller
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Even if kmart didnt …
    Even if kmart didnt come back they would only be 500 and that is not even close to the 8 seed.

  21. shadowspark
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Man, they think the …
    Man, they think the Clippers are that bad? That doesn’t even compare to the misery of being a Sacramento Kings fan. ;_;

  22. dylanthedest
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    with his skip it

    with his skip it
    haha

  23. Juicedup58
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    u can rest well …
    u can rest well tonight

  24. MarketingAtHome1
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    Ups
    Ups

  25. St3hLy
    Posted March 12, 2010 at 2:38 am | Permalink

    lmfao this is funny …
    lmfao this is funny as hell